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Ok, so in a tragic moment of pax Americana utter nostalgia I wanted to post a brief homage to the ever popular Robert Van Winkle aka "Vanilla Ice". In another tragic falling from grace story the former poet was arrested at his home in Florida following a domestic altercation. While this is not the first time (Really?) im positive there is a good reason that can simply explain this little mix up.
Since his fall from grace is already such an amazing piece of the public lexicon I will spare you the details of this epic crash and burn. Interestingly though his plight might be all the more tragic once you learn the names of his daughters, Dusti Rain and Keelee Breeze. Now typically I would leave family out of this, but who in the hell would name their children like strippers. Seriously...your personal life is humiliation enough, do you need to impart your douchebaggary upon your children? So in summary, Vanilla is still a douche...but a rich douche, however I dont think he will ever come back to the SLC (Why?) after his last foray behind the Zion curtain. The way I heard it...he was completely throttled by a concert goer, I can't say as I blame them.
How do I really feel?
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